Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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