I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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