Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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