She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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