I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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