Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Fuck appropriateness.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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