i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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