Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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