wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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