ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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