I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
