:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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