quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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