Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm always down for nudity.
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