is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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