this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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