So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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