he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she smelled like a LAN party
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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