Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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