Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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