Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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