toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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