yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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