remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
