Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I have post one night stand depression
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