Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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