I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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