the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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