Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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