I want to stick my p in your. b.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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