I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My vagina is officially offended.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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