me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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