How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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