everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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