Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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