ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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