This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Sorry about my life...
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