Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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