I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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