just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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