You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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