talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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