Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
of course. lets lasso hookers.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just googled if crying burns calories
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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