I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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