Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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