And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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