Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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