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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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