Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So apparently I’m into choking now
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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