My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You are a genius and a whore.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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